TEETH Boxy Long Sleeve Shirt

A classic button-down shirt has always functioned as society's most dependable screen of innocence: fasten the placket, smooth the collar, and present an unassailable facade of respectable composure to clients, colleagues, and courtroom officials.

Then comes the hardware.

Plastered across the front panel in monumental pop-art scale is an absurdly colossal, cartoonishly industrial zipper. Bypassing the shirt's actual functioning tonal buttons, the graphic teeth are yanked dramatically apart in a state of reckless disclosure—splitting your torso open as if ready for urgent exploratory thoracic surgery. Pivot to leave the room, however, and the theatrical trauma settles into clean, understated order: Jon Fulton Adams' personal signature resting across the rear shoulders like an archival seal of authenticity.

1. Lightweight Woven Chassis: Woven at an agile 145 gsm (4.3 oz), offering breathable airflow, smooth drape, and zero bulk whether worn open over a tank or buttoned solo.
2. Refined Relaxed Details: Styled with an open lapel-style collar, a functional chest patch pocket, and a clean straight hem cut specifically to hang untucked with deliberate slouch.
3. Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle, inside-out to protect the graphic teeth.
4. Do not bleach. (The emotional exposure is already irreversible.)
5. Tumble dry low or line dry to preserve the clean drape of the woven polyester.
6. Cool iron inside-out; do not apply direct heat or lubricant to the printed zipper.
7. Do not dry clean.