PETTY Contrast-Trim Fine-Knit T-Shirt
Being deemed "pretty" is an aesthetic sedative—a polite, ornamental compliment engineered to placate and maintain superficial harmony. Strike out a single consonant, however, and ornamental compliance sharpens immediately into high-performance grievance: PETTY. Centered squarely across the sternum, clean architectural outline typography spells out the conventional compliment, only to be audited by an urgent scarlet "X" that violently eliminates the letter R. It announces that while sweet charm is disposable, a meticulously curated grudge is an enduring art form.
Set against an austere pitch-black canvas, the shirt borrows from the disciplined minimalism of vintage athletic uniforms with fine optic-white contrast tipping highlighting the crew neckline. Spun from an engineered 220 gsm cotton-nylon blend, the knit delivers a cool, technical hand-feel and a structured H-line drape that refuses to wilt under pressure. It is a daily uniform for those who have permanently retired from people-pleasing in favor of archival-grade scorekeeping.
The Typographic Redaction: Prominent center-chest print displaying "PRETTY" in stark, architectural outline typography, decisively corrected by a bold red strike-through across the "R" to spell "PETTY".
Contrast Neckline Tipping: Subtle optic-white contrast piping edging the ribbed crewneck collar, adding graphic definition against the deep black base.
The Silhouette: Classic, relaxed H-line cut featuring tailored set-in short sleeves, straight cuffs, and a level straight hemline for an unbothered, structured profile.
Textile & Density: 220 gsm (6.5 oz/yd²) fine knit engineered from 74.8% cotton and 25.2% nylon—balancing breathable natural cotton with the tensile strength, shape retention, and cool drape of technical nylon.
Surface & Hand: Smooth, pre-dyed solid black ground designed to showcase sharp line weights and graphic definition without ink bleeding.
Seasonality: Built for summer heat, climate-controlled galleries, and quiet, well-timed retorts.
Provenance: Typographic redaction, satirical direction, and layout curation by Jon Fulton Adams.
Machine wash cold at 30°C on a gentle cycle, turned inside out to protect the graphic line work and preserve contrast collar tipping.
Tumble dry on low heat, or flat dry in the shade to maintain collar alignment.
Iron on low temperature strictly on the reverse side; never run a hot soleplate directly over the red correction.
Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.
Charm is optional; maintain your grievances with impeccable posture
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length | 26.77 | 27.56 | 28.35 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 30.71 |
| Shoulder | 18.50 | 19.29 | 20.08 | 20.87 | 21.65 | 22.44 |
| Chest | 20.08 | 21.06 | 22.05 | 23.03 | 24.02 | 25.00 |
| Sleeve length | 8.27 | 8.46 | 8.66 | 8.86 | 9.06 | 9.25 |