BAD DREAM Knitted cardigan
2XS
$171.00
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Gentlemanly composure in the front. Low-frequency dread in the back.
From the front, it’s an exercise in civilized leisure: an easy, tactile cardigan with the kind of relaxed slouch usually reserved for Sunday mornings, overdue library books, and polite company. But the moment you turn around, the domestic fantasy evaporates—dominated by an eerie, full-scale cinematic screengrab emblazoned with the words BAD DREAM across the shoulders like an unresolved subconscious tremor.
People spend thousands of dollars in therapy attempting to resolve their nocturnal anxieties; we find it far more cost-effective to knit them across your shoulder blades and wear them out for an afternoon coffee.
Comfort should never mean sloppy. Crafted in an intricate jacquard knit, this cardigan pairs an exceptionally soft, cozy hand-feel with enough structural heft to hold an elegant, boxy drop through the torso and sleeves. It’s lightweight enough for fluid year-round layering over a distressed tee or a crisp collar, but dense enough to shield you from over-chilled dining rooms and awkward small talk.
Textured Jacquard Weave: A dimensional knit structure that adds visual depth, breathable warmth, and a premium tactile finish without unnecessary bulk.
Cinematic Rear Graphic: A high-definition, uncanny film-still screengrab knit across the back panel, anchored by the deadpan typographic declaration BAD DREAM.
Layered Versatility: Finished with a deep V-neckline, tonal front buttons, and durable ribbed hems designed to drape effortlessly over wide-leg trousers.
Material: Premium Cotton-Viscose Soft Jacquard Knit
Fit: Relaxed, slouchy silhouette with dropped shoulders
Closure: Front button placket with reinforced matte tonal buttons
Hem & Cuffs: Fine-ribbed trim for subtle shape retention
Artwork: 360° conceptual execution with full-width back screengrab panel
Machine wash cold (30°C) on delicate cycle, inside-out. (Or hand wash if you harbor residual guilt.)
Do not bleach. (Your subconscious is fragile enough.)
Reshape and lay flat to dry to preserve the architectural knit drape. Never hang.
Cool iron inside-out; do not steam away the mystery.
Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
BAD DREAM Knitted cardigan
$171.00
From the front, it’s an exercise in civilized leisure: an easy, tactile cardigan with the kind of relaxed slouch usually reserved for Sunday mornings, overdue library books, and polite company. But the moment you turn around, the domestic fantasy evaporates—dominated by an eerie, full-scale cinematic screengrab emblazoned with the words BAD DREAM across the shoulders like an unresolved subconscious tremor.
People spend thousands of dollars in therapy attempting to resolve their nocturnal anxieties; we find it far more cost-effective to knit them across your shoulder blades and wear them out for an afternoon coffee.
Comfort should never mean sloppy. Crafted in an intricate jacquard knit, this cardigan pairs an exceptionally soft, cozy hand-feel with enough structural heft to hold an elegant, boxy drop through the torso and sleeves. It’s lightweight enough for fluid year-round layering over a distressed tee or a crisp collar, but dense enough to shield you from over-chilled dining rooms and awkward small talk.
Textured Jacquard Weave: A dimensional knit structure that adds visual depth, breathable warmth, and a premium tactile finish without unnecessary bulk.
Cinematic Rear Graphic: A high-definition, uncanny film-still screengrab knit across the back panel, anchored by the deadpan typographic declaration BAD DREAM.
Layered Versatility: Finished with a deep V-neckline, tonal front buttons, and durable ribbed hems designed to drape effortlessly over wide-leg trousers.
Material: Premium Cotton-Viscose Soft Jacquard Knit
Fit: Relaxed, slouchy silhouette with dropped shoulders
Closure: Front button placket with reinforced matte tonal buttons
Hem & Cuffs: Fine-ribbed trim for subtle shape retention
Artwork: 360° conceptual execution with full-width back screengrab panel
Machine wash cold (30°C) on delicate cycle, inside-out. (Or hand wash if you harbor residual guilt.)
Do not bleach. (Your subconscious is fragile enough.)
Reshape and lay flat to dry to preserve the architectural knit drape. Never hang.
Cool iron inside-out; do not steam away the mystery.
Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |