{"product_id":"tintin-boxer-briefs","title":"TINTIN Boxer Briefs","description":"Franco-Belgian journalistic purity up front. Confectionary Riviera leisure in back. \u003cbr\u003e\nMid-century European adventure serials were sustained by an intoxicating brand of moral certainty: a tuft of copper hair, an unblemished moral compass, and an intrepid young reporter who never seemed to file an actual news story because he was too busy thwarting international jewel syndicates. Stamped squarely across the crotch panel is the iconic, wide-eyed visage of Tintin—his trademark quiff poised with eternal optimism, gazing directly outward into the polite ambiguities of modern adult life.\u003cbr\u003e\nSurrounding this beacon of relentless boy-scout earnestness is a body wrapped in crisp, confectionary sorbet stripes—evoking the sunny leisure of a 1950s seaside promenade in Cannes or Ostend. The result is pure sartorial irony: high-minded literary nostalgia and immaculate ligne claire drafting, worn as an intimate punchline beneath your most sober tailoring.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhile the investigative stakes are high, the tactile reality is thoroughly unbothered. Crafted from an exceptionally smooth, four-way stretch microfiber blend, these briefs are engineered entirely without a central rear seam—allowing the pastel sorbet stripes to wrap your silhouette without interruption, chafing, or structural friction.\u003cbr\u003e\n Focal Investigative Pouch: An anatomically supportive, double-lined front pouch designed to comfortably house the boy reporter's portrait without warping or distortion.\u003cbr\u003e\n Confectionary Striped Chassis: Precision sublimation printing capturing crisp pastel sorbet striping across the hips and thighs, formulated to resist fading through relentless laundry cycles.\u003cbr\u003e\n Frictionless Rear Construction: Engineered without a back seam to guarantee uninterrupted sitting comfort whether deciphering cryptograms, flying prop planes, or attending protracted budget meetings.\u003cbr\u003e\n Fabric-Encased Waistband: A substantial 4 cm elastic core wrapped in soft self-fabric that sits completely flush against the waist without rolling, pinching, or digging.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n Palette: Pistachio \u0026amp; Sorbet Rose \/ Comic Line Ink \/ Alabaster Newsprint\u003cbr\u003e\n Fit: Ergonomic mid-rise with full coverage and supportive crotch panel gusset\u003cbr\u003e\n Fabric Composition (US): 93% Polyester, 7% Spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n Construction: Overlock and coverstitch reinforced seams with zero back-seam interruption\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle with similar colors.\u003cbr\u003e\n Do not bleach. (Captain Haddock would find the language unprintable.)\u003cbr\u003e\n Tumble dry low or line dry to preserve the pristine clarity of the ligne claire.\u003cbr\u003e\n Cool iron inside-out if you feel a compulsive aristocratic urge to press your undergarments.\u003cbr\u003e\n Do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWAIST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHIPS (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Jon Fulton Adams","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47963337949345,"sku":"7198167_11445","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47963337982113,"sku":"7198167_11446","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47963338014881,"sku":"7198167_11447","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47963338047649,"sku":"7198167_11448","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47963338080417,"sku":"7198167_11449","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47963338113185,"sku":"7198167_11450","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47963338145953,"sku":"7198167_11451","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/3948\/0737\/files\/all-over-print-boxer-briefs-white-front-6abd0c762da5f.jpg?v=1790774420","url":"https:\/\/jonfultonadams.com\/products\/tintin-boxer-briefs","provider":"Jon Fulton Adams","version":"1.0","type":"link"}