{"product_id":"the-schiap-slide-oversized-chunky-zip-boxy-hoodie","title":"SCHIAP SLIDE Oversized Chunky-Zip Boxy Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn 1935, Elsa Schiaparelli scandalized Parisian haute couture by taking the utilitarian plastic zipper out of hiding and slapping it across evening wear in vivid contrast colors. Four decades later, \u003cem\u003eRomper Room\u003c\/em\u003e handed toddlers oversized, chunky plastic toys engineered so large that motor skills were entirely optional. \"THE SCHIAP SLIDE\" occupies the exact, chaotic intersection of high-surrealist couture and morning-television slapstick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRunning the full length of the front is a monstrous, comically scaled industrial zipper in saturated, fluorescent Shocking Pink. The teeth are enormous, tactile, and unapologetically absurd—turning the simple act of sealing out a draft into a piece of performance art. Grounding the absurdity is the signature Toxic Fly perched quietly on the right chest, ready to depart this collision of avant-garde history and daycare excess with clinical, unblinking detachment. Cut from an imposing 345 gsm black fleece, the hoodie provides an austere, midnight-black architectural canvas that allows the neon hardware to demand all the attention in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hardware:\u003c\/strong\u003e Super-sized, industrial-gauge front zipper in iconic Schiaparelli Shocking Pink, featuring gargantuan interlocking teeth and a substantial pull tab built for tactile satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Insignia:\u003c\/strong\u003e Signature \"Toxic Fly\" emblem printed cleanly on the right front chest, maintaining archival composure beside the high-contrast hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e 345 gsm (10.2 oz) heavyweight fleece engineered from 87% cotton and 13% polyester, delivering dense thermal defense, structured drape, and a soft interior hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilhouette \u0026amp; Proportions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Generous, boxy unisex cut with dramatic dropped shoulders, deep set-in sleeves, and an architectural hood that holds its shape without collapsing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunctional Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Streamlined slash front pockets tucked cleanly into the silhouette, supported by wide, heavy-ribbed cuffs and a matching ribbed waistband.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeasonality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built for autumn chill, deep winter layering, and making an entrance in spaces that take themselves entirely too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProvenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hardware scale curation and graphic identity by Jon Fulton Adams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eZip the garment completely before washing to prevent the massive pink teeth from terrorizing surrounding textiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold at 30°C on a gentle cycle, turned inside out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTumble dry on low heat, or dry flat to preserve the boxy drape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIron on low temperature strictly on the reverse side; keep hot irons far away from the nylon zipper and front print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not bleach. 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