SPLAT Boxer Briefs
XS
$33.00
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Mid-century cartoon violence possessed an enviable moral simplicity: when reasonable discourse failed, a forearmed mariner consumed canned foliage and delivered immediate, concussive clarity. Depicting Popeye winding up a catastrophic roundhouse into an anonymous silhouette—complete with a comic-strip sound effect plastered across the crotch panel—these briefs offer a raucous tribute to blunt-force problem solving.
It is anatomical slapstick elevated to wearable pop art. Placing an explosive, onomatopoeic collision directly at the garment's epicenter turns routine morning dressing into an unapologetic punchline—the sort of juvenile defiance that makes enduring serious meetings, polite company, and tedious emails delightfully bearable.
While the graphic documentation captures high-velocity trauma, the structural engineering is thoroughly pacifying. Cut from an exceptionally smooth four-way stretch microfiber blend, these briefs are assembled without a central rear seam—letting you sit, stride, or deliver sudden conversational retorts without chafing, binding, or fabric fatigue.
Focal Impact Pouch: A supportive, double-lined front pouch designed to comfortably house the central graphic collision and its comic-strip sound effect without structural distortion.
High-Definition Print Fidelity: Sublimation printing that captures the saturated, ink-heavy grit of vintage newspaper syndication, designed to resist fading through endless wash cycles.
Frictionless Rear Construction: Engineered entirely without a back seam to guarantee uninterrupted sitting comfort and smooth lines beneath tailored trousers.
Fabric-Encased Waistband: A substantial 4 cm elastic core wrapped in soft self-fabric that sits flush against the waist without rolling, pitching, or digging.
Palette: Vintage Comic Ink / Primaries & Pulp / Shadow Black
Fit: Ergonomic mid-rise with full coverage and supportive crotch panel gusset
Fabric Composition (US): 93% Polyester, 7% Spandex
Construction: Overlock and coverstitch reinforced seams with zero back-seam interruption
Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle with similar colors.
Do not bleach. (The altercation was already decisive.)
Tumble dry low or line dry to preserve the graphic velocity of the print.
Cool iron inside-out if you harbor an eccentric urge to press your undergarments.
Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SPLAT Boxer Briefs
$33.00
It is anatomical slapstick elevated to wearable pop art. Placing an explosive, onomatopoeic collision directly at the garment's epicenter turns routine morning dressing into an unapologetic punchline—the sort of juvenile defiance that makes enduring serious meetings, polite company, and tedious emails delightfully bearable.
While the graphic documentation captures high-velocity trauma, the structural engineering is thoroughly pacifying. Cut from an exceptionally smooth four-way stretch microfiber blend, these briefs are assembled without a central rear seam—letting you sit, stride, or deliver sudden conversational retorts without chafing, binding, or fabric fatigue.
Focal Impact Pouch: A supportive, double-lined front pouch designed to comfortably house the central graphic collision and its comic-strip sound effect without structural distortion.
High-Definition Print Fidelity: Sublimation printing that captures the saturated, ink-heavy grit of vintage newspaper syndication, designed to resist fading through endless wash cycles.
Frictionless Rear Construction: Engineered entirely without a back seam to guarantee uninterrupted sitting comfort and smooth lines beneath tailored trousers.
Fabric-Encased Waistband: A substantial 4 cm elastic core wrapped in soft self-fabric that sits flush against the waist without rolling, pitching, or digging.
Palette: Vintage Comic Ink / Primaries & Pulp / Shadow Black
Fit: Ergonomic mid-rise with full coverage and supportive crotch panel gusset
Fabric Composition (US): 93% Polyester, 7% Spandex
Construction: Overlock and coverstitch reinforced seams with zero back-seam interruption
Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle with similar colors.
Do not bleach. (The altercation was already decisive.)
Tumble dry low or line dry to preserve the graphic velocity of the print.
Cool iron inside-out if you harbor an eccentric urge to press your undergarments.
Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |