RUINS Boxer Briefs
XS
$33.00
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Savile Row rectitude meets civilizational collapse.
There is something delicious about taking the traditional visual language of high finance—austere, disciplined pinstripes in muted green and earthy brown—and running it straight into a landscape of crumbling Corinthian columns, fractured pediments, and weathered stone ruins.
Historically, every great empire believed its currency was permanent, its bureaucracy was eternal, and its institutions were entirely sound right up until the weeds started claiming the forum. Rendered in a continuous allover composition, these briefs offer a dignified, wearable memento mori: an uncompromising reminder that while your morning meetings may feel consequential, all grand endeavors eventually make very picturesque rubble.
While the ruins depicted are in advanced states of decay, the construction holding them together is thoroughly unyielding. Engineered from an exceptionally smooth, four-way stretch microfiber blend, these briefs are cut entirely without a central rear seam—preserving the classical vista uninterrupted across your silhouette while eliminating friction and chafe.
Allover Antiquarian Print: A detailed, continuous print combining muted heritage pinstripes with mossy classical ruins, designed to retain its depth and clarity through endless wear.
Frictionless Rear Construction: Completely devoid of a back seam to guarantee all-day comfort while sitting, loitering, or observing historical decline.
Lined Ergonomic Support: Contoured, double-lined front pouch designed to offer gentle, reliable architecture without bulk or pinch.
Fabric-Encased Waistband: A wide 4 cm elastic band completely wrapped in self-fabric that sits flat against the skin without rolling, pinching, or leaving angry red borders.
Palette: Classical Umber / Forest Lichen / Weathered Pinstripe Slate
Fit: Ergonomic mid-rise with full coverage and supportive crotch panel gusset
Construction: Overlock and coverstitch reinforced seams with zero back-seam interruption
Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle with similar colors.
Do not bleach. (Rome wasn't ruined in a day; don't rush the decay.)
Tumble dry low or line dry to preserve the architectural fidelity of the print.
Cool iron inside-out if you feel a compulsive aristocratic urge to press your undergarments.
Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
RUINS Boxer Briefs
$33.00
There is something delicious about taking the traditional visual language of high finance—austere, disciplined pinstripes in muted green and earthy brown—and running it straight into a landscape of crumbling Corinthian columns, fractured pediments, and weathered stone ruins.
Historically, every great empire believed its currency was permanent, its bureaucracy was eternal, and its institutions were entirely sound right up until the weeds started claiming the forum. Rendered in a continuous allover composition, these briefs offer a dignified, wearable memento mori: an uncompromising reminder that while your morning meetings may feel consequential, all grand endeavors eventually make very picturesque rubble.
While the ruins depicted are in advanced states of decay, the construction holding them together is thoroughly unyielding. Engineered from an exceptionally smooth, four-way stretch microfiber blend, these briefs are cut entirely without a central rear seam—preserving the classical vista uninterrupted across your silhouette while eliminating friction and chafe.
Allover Antiquarian Print: A detailed, continuous print combining muted heritage pinstripes with mossy classical ruins, designed to retain its depth and clarity through endless wear.
Frictionless Rear Construction: Completely devoid of a back seam to guarantee all-day comfort while sitting, loitering, or observing historical decline.
Lined Ergonomic Support: Contoured, double-lined front pouch designed to offer gentle, reliable architecture without bulk or pinch.
Fabric-Encased Waistband: A wide 4 cm elastic band completely wrapped in self-fabric that sits flat against the skin without rolling, pinching, or leaving angry red borders.
Palette: Classical Umber / Forest Lichen / Weathered Pinstripe Slate
Fit: Ergonomic mid-rise with full coverage and supportive crotch panel gusset
Construction: Overlock and coverstitch reinforced seams with zero back-seam interruption
Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle with similar colors.
Do not bleach. (Rome wasn't ruined in a day; don't rush the decay.)
Tumble dry low or line dry to preserve the architectural fidelity of the print.
Cool iron inside-out if you feel a compulsive aristocratic urge to press your undergarments.
Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |