{"product_id":"oh-wait-striped-panel-boxy-long-sleeve-t-shirt","title":"OH WAIT Striped Panel Boxy Long Sleeve T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMythological tragedy usually has the decency to commit fully to the fall: Icarus didn’t ask for a timeout halfway to the Aegean, and Phaethon never attempted to pull over the sun chariot. \"OH WAIT,\" captures the unglamorous moment right after hubris runs out and basic self-preservation kicks in. Frozen mid-trajectory against an optical Breton stripe, a classical anatomical figure dangles beneath a taped, corrugated cardboard placard issuing an abrupt, pedestrian retraction: \u003cem\u003eOH WAIT\u003c\/em\u003e. It is the exact microsecond when grand aesthetic conviction realizes it has made an irreversible logistical error.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe canvas destabilizes classic beatnik and mariner tropes through raw cut-and-paste deconstruction. A jagged tear of clean white jersey cuts across the shoulder and chest, interrupting the tight horizontal stripes like an architectural rupture. Spun from a fluid, 250 gsm viscose-cotton knit with added stretch, the garment drapes with an effortless, boxy weight making sudden panic look remarkably well tailored.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Artwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e Center-chest graphic featuring a classical, muscular anatomical figure suspended beneath a taped cardboard banner reading \u003cem\u003e\"OH WAIT,\"\u003c\/em\u003e in bold, distressed block lettering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Silhouette:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed, boxy cut engineered with dropped shoulders, elongated sleeves, and a deliberate slouch that maintains clean lines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDeconstructed Construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Asymmetrical paper-tear patchwork along the upper right chest and hem, contrasting solid optical white against dense monochrome stripes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrims \u0026amp; Finishes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pattern-matched striped ribbed O-neck collar and a rugged raw-cut hemline for an authentic deconstructed finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTextile Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e 42.7% viscose, 39.3% cotton, 12.8% acrylic, 5.2% spandex—engineered for a soft, fluid hand-feel, natural drape, and reliable shape recovery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 250 gsm (7.4 oz\/yd²)—moderate density calibrated for spring, cool summer nights, and transitional autumn layering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProvenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Visual satire, collage concept, and layout direction by Jon Fulton Adams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold at 30°C on a gentle cycle, turned inside out to preserve the print definition and protect the raw hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eTumble dry on low heat, or flat dry in the shade to maintain the boxy shoulder alignment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eIron at low temperature strictly on the reverse side; keep hot irons far away from the printed hesitation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDo not bleach. 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